You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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