Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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