He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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