69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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