How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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