it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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