if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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