Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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