Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I am midnight drunk by noon
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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