So drunk its hurt
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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