Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
and she was petting her beer can
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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