That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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