We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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