I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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