office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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