11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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