she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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