weddingsv make me drug and hornr
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
honey bunches of taint.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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