Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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