I seem to have left my pride at pride
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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