dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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