that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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