But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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