your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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