dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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