nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
