I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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