Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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