just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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