i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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