S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Drunk is a universal language darling
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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