margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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