You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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