Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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