their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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