just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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