all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There r osticjed everywhere
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
God, I missed his penis.
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