if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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