Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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