I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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