the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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