called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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