So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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