How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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