So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Acid is not a monday night drug
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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