How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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