I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You dont lie about slip and slides
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
