Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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