i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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