i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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