its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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