apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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