How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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