do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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