stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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