Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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