I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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